From dcaudillo at worldnet.att.net  Tue May  8 03:26:42 2001
From: dcaudillo at worldnet.att.net (David Caudillo-Malik)
Date: Tue, 8 May 2001 03:26:42 -0700
Subject: Fw: The Birds & Bees
Message-ID: <002301c0d7a9$664c5fa0$5439480c@pavilion>


David Caudillo

----- Original Message -----
From: Deborah Mokwe <Deborah_Mokwe at gmo.com>
To: <tcaudillo03 at aol.com>; <james.b.comier at kp.org>; <riccaleron at aol.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2001 9:22 AM
Subject: FW: The Birds & Bees


> > A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the
> > bees.
> >
> > "I don't want to know!" the child cried suddenly, bursting into tears.
> > "Promise me you just won't tell me."
> >
> > Confused, the father asked his son what was so wrong.
> >
> > "Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "When I was 6, I got the 'there's no Santa'
> > speech..."
> >
> > "At 7, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech..."
> >
> > "When I was 8, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech..."
> >
> > "Now, if you tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I'll have
nothing
> > left to live for."
> >
> >
> >
>



From dcaudillo at worldnet.att.net  Fri May 11 00:13:20 2001
From: dcaudillo at worldnet.att.net (David Caudillo-Malik)
Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 00:13:20 -0700
Subject: Insanity .
Message-ID: <000501c0d9e9$df36ece0$083b480c@pavilion>

Insanity???? I thought I did stuff like this to stay sane, no you don't, yes I do, no you don't. 
enjoy!
DC
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:

At lunch-time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair-dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Insist that your e mail address is Elvis-the-King at companyname.com

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.

Put your trash bin on your desk and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their
caffeine addictions, switch to extra strong espresso.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

dont use any punctuation in any correspondence

As often as possible, skip rather then walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your desk and play a tape of jungle-sounds all
day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!? I Won! 3rd time this
week!!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling,: "Run
for your lives, they're loose!"

Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the
voices in your head that do."

Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to
let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, send this e-mail to
everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send
them stuff like this...


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From jonkurz at stanford.edu  Thu May 17 16:19:56 2001
From: jonkurz at stanford.edu (Jonathan Kurz)
Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 16:19:56 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: CI1 vs CI2
Message-ID: <Pine.GSO.4.31.0105171612380.790-100000@elaine10.Stanford.EDU>

EV aligner users,

  Please leave the lamp setting to CI1 -- this is the correct setting for
the machine.

  Someone (who is probably getting confused with the Karl Suss) has been
resetting to CI2, which Mike says is not even connected, meaning that it
probably does not have any intensity feedback control.  There should be no
reason to use CI2, since the machine only uses one lamp/wavelength range.

Thanks,
Jonathan