how to hang your "booties" on your lab coat

[Sharleen Beckwith]

Dear Fellow Lab Users:

Your "booties" should never touch your lab coat, and they should 
definitely NEVER touch the lab coat hanging next to yours.

Please snap your "booties" to the sleeve of your lab coat. If there 
are no snaps on the sleeve put the "booties" in the leg of your lab 
coat and tie them in there.

I keep finding other peoples "booties" hanging on the hanger hook 
(!), or snapped to the neck of their lab coat, rubbing on MY lab 
coat. Your booties are NOT clean. Please stop doing this. I do not 
want your dirt on my lab coat. This makes me have to get a whole new 
suit, and you know what a pain that is. It also makes me REALLY 
crabby.

Please stop hanging your "booties" on your lab coat incorrectly. 
Please stop doing this.

Thank you.
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